Statement of use for the Borked Universe (a.k.a. *.borked.us)

The/These Website is/are provided "AS IS", without warranty of any kind, express or implied, including but not limited to the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and noninfringement. In no event shall copyright holders be liable for any claim, or other liability, whether in an action of tort or otherwise, arising from, out of or in connection with the Website or the use or other dealings in the Website.

Furthermore, if said user is physically damaged in any way by the slapping of a large trout across users head, no liability will come to said Website.